Intellectually Challenging, or Challenged?

I ask you, could there be an uglier man than Jack Black? I can't believe people pay money to see this mutated missing link on the big screen. Not only is he ugly, he's obnoxious. I bet his favorite food is that mashed potato-corn-chicken-gravy-cheese bowl thing from KFC, and he probably talks while he eats it and chunks are hurled out of his mouth back into the bowl, which he re-eats. He's a neanderthal and shouldn't be allowed to venture outside of a cage. I hereby announce a Jack Black boycott. Join me, won't you?